’Tis the season… to panic because your best friend is a metalhead who loves cats, your cousin is writing a thesis on Tolkien’s gardening habits, and your book club just finished The Itchy History of Allergy (and wants more).
Don’t worry.
We’ve got you covered—like a warm sweatshirt on a frosty morning.
Here’s our 2025 Gift Guide for the Passionately Peculiar:
For the Wizard Who’s Had a Long Year
→ “My Patronus Is a Nap” sweatshirt (soft as a Dobby sock)
→ Familiar Files Activity Book (includes “Design Your Own Magical Pet” pages)
For the Rock God with Cat Hair on Their Leather Jacket
→ “Iron Midden” tee (heavy metal + feline chaos)
→ Matching bandana for their actual cat (coming soon… mittens is testing)
For the History Nerd Who Sneezes at Christmas Trees
→ The Itchy History of Allergy (hardcover edition with vintage pollen illustrations)
→ “May the Sneeze Be With You” holiday card set
For the Disney Adult Who Cries at Firework Shows
→ Walt Disney Through the Eyes of His Characters (Vol. I & II bundle)
→ Bonus: A “What’s My Character Diary?” quiz + printable
All orders placed by Dec 10 ship in time for Solstice, Saturnalia, Festivus, or whatever beautifully weird tradition you keep.
Because the best gifts aren’t just things.
They’re tiny “I see you” spells—wrapped in paper, worn on sleeves, or read under fairy lights.
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P.S. Free gift note with every order. Just type your message at checkout. (We’ll even add a doodle of Mittens in a Santa hat.)
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