Stories Woven, Worlds Worn
Wear Your World
Our t-shirts and sweatshirts aren’t just clothing—they’re wearable chapters. Each design spins a pun-rich tale inspired by the universes we love:
- Heavy Metal (with lead guitars and lyrical wit)
- Harry Potter (where magic meets mischief)
- Superheroes (saving the day, one dad joke at a time)
- Lord of the Rings (epic quests and second breakfasts)
- Sci-Fi (boldly going where puns have gone before)
- Cute Pets (because every cat deserves a cape—and a backstory)
These are more than tees. They’re worlds you can wear.
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Read the Thread
Behind every design is a storyteller—and we write beyond the screenprint. Explore our original books, where curiosity meets craft:
- Short Fiction: Tiny tales with big heart (and occasional tentacles).
- Non-Fiction:
- The Itchy History of Allergy: A surprisingly human saga of sniffles, stigma, and scientific triumph.
- Walt Disney Through the Eyes of His Characters (Two Volumes): What if Mickey kept a diary? Or Maleficent wrote memoirs?
- Activity Books: Puzzles, prompts, and playful challenges for the eternally curious.
These are the stories woven into everything we make.
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Why Allerayde?
We believe fandom is a form of love—and humor is its love language. Every shirt, story, and sketch is created with:
✨ Deep-cut references that reward true fans
✨ Warm, witty writing that invites you in
✨ A commitment to joy—even when writing about 14th-century hay fever
