Or: How Allergies, Alliteration, and a Very Judgmental Cat Built a Creative Universe
Once Upon a Sneeze…
Allerayde SAB Creative didn’t start in a castle, a spaceship, or even a recording studio.
It started with a box of tissues, a dog-eared copy of The Silmarillion, and the sudden, urgent need for a t-shirt that said:
“I’m not arguing—I’m just explaining why I’m right… in Elvish.”
That moment—equal parts absurd, passionate, and deeply fannish—was the spark.
I’m Allerayde (yes, it’s real—blame 19th-century literature and a love of unusual names), and I’m the writer, designer, and chief pun officer behind every shirt, story, and slightly unhinged historical deep dive you’ll find here.
Why “SAB”?
Some say it stands for Stories, Allergies, and Biscuits.
Others whisper it’s Scribbles, Anvils, and Books (the anvil being a heavy metal reference… and also my laptop after a long writing session).
The truth? It’s my initials—but like any good fandom acronym, it’s open to interpretation.
(Feel free to invent your own. We’ll accept “Sassy Alien Bards” as canon.)
Our Mission: Wear the Joke. Read the Lore.
We live in a world where you can be a headbanging historian, a cat-loving hobbit, or a superhero who sneezes during dramatic monologues—and that’s beautiful.
So we create for the passionately niche:
- Apparel that turns inside jokes into outside statements
- Books that treat allergy history like epic drama and Disney lore like oral tradition
- Activity books that make adults say, “Wait, I get to draw Voldemort’s grocery list?”
Because fandom isn’t just about loving a story—it’s about adding your voice to it. And sometimes, that voice says:
“My other ride is a TARDIS… but my cat thinks it’s a litter box.”