{"id":517,"date":"2025-11-13T19:06:35","date_gmt":"2025-11-13T19:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alleraydesab.com\/?p=517"},"modified":"2025-11-13T19:06:36","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T19:06:36","slug":"what-if-mickey-kept-a-diary-spoiler-he-complains-about-goofys-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/alleraydesab.com\/?p=517","title":{"rendered":"\u201cWhat If Mickey Kept a Diary? (Spoiler: He Complains About Goofy\u2019s Parking)\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_0\">Confession: I didn\u2019t set out to write a biography of Walt Disney.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_1\">I just wanted to know what Mickey really thought about that time he had to conduct an orchestra while wearing white gloves.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_3\">Turns out, he was furious.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_5\">Not at the music. Not at the brooms.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_6\">But because Goofy double-parked the steamboat\u2026 again.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_8\">That\u2019s when it hit me: the real magic isn\u2019t in the animation\u2014it\u2019s in the margins.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_9\">The sighs between scenes. The coffee stains on storyboard notes. The whispered arguments about whether Pluto should talk. (He shouldn\u2019t. Fight me.)<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_11\">So I wrote Walt Disney Through the Eyes of His Characters\u2014a two-volume love letter to the unseen emotional labor of cartoon icons.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_13\">In Volume I, you\u2019ll discover:<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_15\">Snow White\u2019s secret resentment toward dwarves who leave pickaxe marks on her good dishes<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_16\">Maleficent\u2019s therapy journal (she\u2019s working on her \u201canger issues\u201d\u2026 and her eyeliner)<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_17\">Goofy\u2019s surprisingly poetic reflections on fatherhood (\u201cMax forgot his lunch. Again. My heart is a leaky thermos.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_18\">And in Volume II?<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_19\">Let\u2019s just say Elsa has strong opinions about Anna\u2019s \u201cspontaneous\u201d door-kicking habit.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_21\">These aren\u2019t just books.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_22\">They\u2019re fanfiction with footnotes\u2014part satire, part homage, all heart.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_24\">Because every character has a story behind the story.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_25, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_25[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_25\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_25 mark.kt-highlight, 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Perfect for framing\u2026 or passive-aggressively gifting to that friend who double-parks.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading517_e6f8e9-85_29\">[Read the Full Lore \u2192]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Confession: I didn\u2019t set out to write a biography of Walt Disney. 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