{"id":1,"date":"2022-12-06T19:38:16","date_gmt":"2022-12-06T19:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alleraydesab.com\/?p=1"},"modified":"2025-11-13T17:14:35","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T17:14:35","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/alleraydesab.com\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"OUR LORE &#8211; Hello world!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>\u201cWhen Your Patronus Is a Pit Bull (And Other True Stories)\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_0\">There\u2019s a moment in every witch or wizard\u2019s life when they realize their magical identity doesn\u2019t quite match the brochure.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_2\">You practice for weeks. You chant. You visualize noble stags, wise owls, majestic thestrals\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_3\">And then\u2014whoosh\u2014out bursts a squatty, wiggly, tongue-lolling pit bull with a chew toy in its mouth.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_5\">Turns out, your soul isn\u2019t a mythical creature.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_6\">It\u2019s Mabel. Who once ate your wand (the cheap plastic one, thank Merlin).<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_8\">And honestly? That\u2019s kind of perfect.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_10\">Because magic isn\u2019t just about grand towers and prophecy\u2014it\u2019s about loyalty that shows up at 3 a.m., courage that barks at the mailman, and unconditional love that forgives you for using their bed as a writing desk.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_12\">This, dear reader, is why we made the \u201cMy Patronus Is a Pit Bull\u201d sweatshirt.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_13\">Not as a joke\u2014but as a badge of honor for those whose magic is messy, mighty, and deeply, wonderfully real.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_15\">It\u2019s also why our upcoming activity book, Familiar Files: A Guide to Fantasy Pets (and the Humans They Tolerate), includes a whole chapter on \u201cCanine Conjurers.\u201d (Spoiler: they\u2019re all adopted.)<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_17\">So if your inner light looks less like a phoenix and more like a dog who steals socks\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_18\">Wear it proudly.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_19\">Write about it.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_20\">And maybe\u2014just maybe\u2014let them nap on your latest manuscript.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_22\">After all, the best stories aren\u2019t written in silence.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_23\">They\u2019re typed one-handed\u2026 while gently untangling a leash from a wand stand.<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_25\">\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26\"]{font-style:normal;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26 mark.kt-highlight, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26\"] mark.kt-highlight{font-style:normal;color:#f76a0c;-webkit-box-decoration-break:clone;box-decoration-break:clone;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}.wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26 img.kb-inline-image, .wp-block-kadence-advancedheading.kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26[data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26\"] img.kb-inline-image{width:150px;vertical-align:baseline;}<\/style>\n<p class=\"kt-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26 wp-block-kadence-advancedheading\" data-kb-block=\"kb-adv-heading1_73b31f-47_26\">P.S. The \u201cMy Patronus Is a Pit Bull\u201d tee comes in heather grey and black. Mittens has approved both. 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