{"id":22,"date":"2025-11-01T20:41:23","date_gmt":"2025-11-01T20:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alleraydesab.com\/?page_id=22"},"modified":"2025-11-09T14:46:42","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T14:46:42","slug":"our-lore","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/alleraydesab.com\/?page_id=22","title":{"rendered":"Our Lore"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Or: How Allergies, Alliteration, and a Very Judgmental Cat Built a Creative Universe<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-luminous-vivid-amber-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-25de63ee0a867ec7023ac6d828ad9b2a\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Once Upon a Sneeze\u2026<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Allerayde SAB Creative didn\u2019t start in a castle, a spaceship, or even a recording studio.<br>It started with <strong>a box of tissues<\/strong>, a dog-eared copy of <em>The Silmarillion<\/em>, and the sudden, urgent need for a t-shirt that said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>\u201cI\u2019m not arguing\u2014I\u2019m just explaining why I\u2019m right\u2026 in Elvish.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>That moment\u2014equal parts absurd, passionate, and deeply <em>fannish<\/em>\u2014was the spark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m <strong>Allerayde<\/strong> (yes, it\u2019s real\u2014blame 19th-century literature and a love of unusual names), and I\u2019m the writer, designer, and chief pun officer behind every shirt, story, and slightly unhinged historical deep dive you\u2019ll find here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Why \u201cSAB\u201d?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Some say it stands for <strong>Stories, Allergies, and Biscuits<\/strong>.<br>Others whisper it\u2019s <strong>Scribbles, Anvils, and Books<\/strong> (the anvil being a heavy metal reference\u2026 and also my laptop after a long writing session).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The truth? It\u2019s <strong>Sitting Amongst Books<\/strong>\u2014but like any good fandom acronym, it\u2019s open to interpretation.<br><em>(Feel free to invent your own. We\u2019ll accept \u201cSassy Alien Bards\u201d as canon.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Our Mission: Wear the Joke. Read the Lore.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>We live in a world where you can be a <strong>headbanging historian<\/strong>, a <strong>cat-loving hobbit<\/strong>, or a <strong>superhero who sneezes during dramatic monologues<\/strong>\u2014and that\u2019s beautiful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So we create for the <strong>passionately niche<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Apparel<\/strong> that turns inside jokes into outside statements<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Books<\/strong> that treat allergy history like epic drama and Disney lore like oral tradition<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Activity books<\/strong> that make adults say, \u201cWait, I get to <em>draw<\/em> Voldemort\u2019s grocery list?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Because fandom isn\u2019t just about loving a story\u2014it\u2019s about <strong>adding your voice to it<\/strong>. And sometimes, that voice says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><em>\u201cMy other ride is a TARDIS\u2026 but my cat thinks it\u2019s a litter box.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n<style>.kb-image22_0af0e6-7a .kb-image-has-overlay:after{opacity:0.3;}<\/style>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-kadence-image kb-image22_0af0e6-7a size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"216\" height=\"296\" src=\"http:\/\/alleraydesab.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/MJR1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"kb-img wp-image-440\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Meet the Team<\/strong> (It\u2019s Mostly Me\u2026 and Mittens)<br><strong>Allerayde<\/strong>: Founder, writer, designer, and professional over-thinker. I\u2019ve researched 14th-century hay fever so you don\u2019t have to.<br><strong>Mittens<\/strong>: Head of Quality Control (napping on sketches), Chief Morale Officer (purring during edits), and muse for 73% of our pet puns.<br><strong>The Coffee Pot<\/strong>: Silent but essential. Never seen, always felt.<br><br>We work from a sunlit studio filled with:<br> First-edition paperbacks<br> Vintage band tees (for inspiration, not irony)<br> Cat hair (a renewable resource)<br> And the quiet hum of a universe being stitched together, one pun at a time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s Next in the Story?<\/strong><br>We\u2019re currently:<br>Writing <strong>Volume III<\/strong> of the Disney character diaries (<em>\u201cGoofy\u2019s Guide to Adulting\u201d<\/em>)<br>Designing a <strong>sci-fi allergy survival kit<\/strong> tee (<em>\u201cMay the Sneeze Be With You\u201d<\/em>)<br>Plotting a <strong>Lord of the Rings + Labrador<\/strong> activity book (featuring \u201cThe One Bone to Rule Them All\u201d)<br><br>And yes\u2014we\u2019re still trying to convince Mittens that the printer isn\u2019t a rival.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"fonts-plugin-block \"><\/p>\n\n<p class=\"fonts-plugin-block \"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or: How Allergies, 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